at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
yeah, he tried last night. and again just now. merp. bit like I imagine kissing a sibling would feel, though.
“you’re not into this, are you?”
yeah, no. was not feeling it. less to do with stomach cramps now, and more to do with grogginess, irritability, and morning breath. but still not into it.
I wonder if I weren’t having my period if I’d feel like fooling around with him.
I don’t know.
I guess uncertainty is a no, though.