I CHOOSE PAZUZU: Archive

Dec 31st

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Lego life is more fun

If I walk over a vent with air coming out of it, I won’t float upward a few feet in the air. Smashing everything in sight will not gain me anything—except jail time. If I get hit by a car or fall off a ledge, I’ll probably die. And if I die, it won’t be in an amusing explosion of legos from which I return in a matter of seconds.

Dec 31st

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Dec 25th

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Dear Mum,

Stop messing with my computer, then lying about it. Love, Me

Dec 24th

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and for Christmas, you get--

A TRAP DOOR. :D

Dec 24th

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When the words "--or you'll burn your house down"...

Is there a tactful way to say “no, thank you”?

Dec 23rd

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No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.

Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.

Dec 23rd

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Reblog if you're going to pass Harry Potter along...

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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“There’s a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents...”

– Ray (Colin Farrell), In Bruges

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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4 Bad Lessons Rudolph Teaches Kids

Don’t be born a freak, and if you are, try to make yourself useful anyway; maybe it will stop the beatings, or at least lessen their severity (probably not, though). Merry Christmas!

Dec 20th

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“There’s a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents...”

– Ray (Colin Farrell), In Bruges

Dec 20th

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Is King Moonracer a toy?

Or is he meant to be an actual winged lion, some random Aslan-type figure on the Island? (it’s kind of hard to tell the difference between toys and “real” people & animals in Rankin & Bass productions) Two, is there anything really wrong with the Charlie-in-the-Box aside from his name? And being kind of creepy (which Jack-in-the-Box tends to be, anyway)? Three, why...

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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shouldn't want to dance with Kruspe

—but yeah, I still do kinda wanna dance with Kruspe.

Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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so bad it's bad

Usually I ignore badfic (or just go along with it, because I’m game for practically anything from practically anyone’s imagination—I read adultfanfiction.net; an open mind is a prerequisite), but I just read one that takes the cake. Somebody wrote a piece where Marilyn Manson is actually V*cough*oldemort*cough* in disguise. And he proposes to Ginny Weasley at a concert after...

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

j-j-jaded

“He seems like a gentleman … so far as I know.” It’s the “so far as I know” part that intrigues me. I don’t actually trust men who go overboard on the gentleman routine—when it goes beyond good manners to become a caricature of good manners. It makes me think they’re up to something. To me, most displays of chivalry are just dolled-up signs...

Dec 17th

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Don Hertzfeldt's "The Meaning of Life" (one week... →

From the creator of “Rejected” … Four years in the making (and made all by hand), Don Hertzfeldt’s award winning animation condenses the evolution on Earth over the course of a billion years into one magnificent short film.

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Cold, Cold Christmas Sung by: Stephen Colbert ...

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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twinkling is not for villains

An observation while reading fanfiction… The eyes of an established villainous character should not twinkle. It’s a description that completely undermines and/or perverts any intended maliciousness. “Glimmering” is okay. “Gleaming” is also fine. “Twinkling” is a no-go. You know whose eyes twinkle? Santa. Dumbledore. The Good Fairy. The Baby Jesus....

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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the gods only know where that card's been

Dec 15th

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I hate it when I walk into the woods, and Scabior...

I don’t have a “woods” so much as a Boston Common—yet I still feel disappointed that there’s no Scabior hanging about to chase me up Beacon Hill. :-/

Dec 15th

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Dec 14th

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wah wah wah

Re: PotC 4 - Am I the only one who doesn’t care that Will & Elizabeth won’t be back for Stranger Tides? Frankly, Captain Jack is all I ever needed to be a happy girl.

Dec 14th

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Ant Muzak

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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complicating the character equations

Further on …

Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

tomturbo17 asked: I ATTACK THEE!

(I don't know, is attacking a code word for something?)

I USE CAPSLOCK TO ATTACK THEE!

Dec 13th

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LOL -- *SLAP!*

Dec 13th

m0drnmoonlight asked: What's your favorite Britcom? I don't think I could pick just one, I have a Top 5 LOL

Dec 12th

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Dec 12th

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A Lesson In Sparkling:

howardmooncolonexplorer: mamazoom: NO: YES: That’s all. This is a must reblog.

Dec 12th

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reblog if you'd like your ask box attacked.

m0drnmoonlight: Doing this because I’m bored heh. I’ve only ever been “attacked” by the tumblrbot, and that wasn’t much of an attack, so … hit me with your best shot!

Dec 12th

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