November 2011
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“provisos? you mean limits, on wishes?” > aladdin studied law on the streets > aladdin streetrat, attorney at law
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“perfect timing, abu, as usual” > abu is aladdin’s imaginary friend born from his crippling loneliness> they cut off his hands > the rest of the movie is his brain frying out from the blood loss
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*servants bathe beast*>*trim his claws*>*shave entire body*>*discover the curse was just to make him really hairy*>*he’s been drugging the staff and manipulated them into believeing they were furniture*
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“Will you come down to dinner?” “NO”>beast kicks down door>starts stuffing food down belle’s throat>never stops>millenia pass, the castle echoes with sound of beast piling food into a brittle skeleton>lumier has taken over>all female appliances and cogsworth are his harem>brutal gladiator fights between male servants>chip rises to take down lumier>Maurice...
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